Lyrics

Well hello my friend (and thank you kind sir)!
Soup is good food!
Did you see that data set yesterday?
You’re in such a great mood!

Was that you and Trevor Kelce in the box with Taylor Swift? Why it may as well have been you! I saw it when I was on the can, one hand on my tracker, the other one wiping away reality
You’ve been embraced, not replaced! You’re always the VIP
It’s gonna be great! The soup line can be erased. Just like you!
Shortcuts are the way to go. Short! Cut! Get it? Don’t be slow!
That fine fellow will help you, not hurt you. It has all the answers!
Want to retire in Bali? For all your hard work?
Step right up! And off you go! You CAN. On your screen. Looking back at the real you.
Open a book? What a waste! Press on that warm glass, sit on your ass. You’re being erased.
Now it’s time to go
Now it’s time to go